To my daughter I will say,
“See your beauty
without a compliment
or a mirror.”
  • Ancient proverb by the lactose intolerant (via dolithiiel)

    (via vipertoothe)

  • "I shouldn’t have eaten that"
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  • jugwine:

    *rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

    (via ghostlyauilic)

  • spookyweedwitch:

    rhyse:

    i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

    people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

    (via artfucker1996)

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  • kaitrokowski:

    Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

    (via violentwavesofemotion)

  • jonophobias:

    imagine rain but like shower temperature 

    (via langleav)

  • The most satisfying string of words I’ve ever seen. (via drythroats)

    Fuck

    (via dopexthrone)

    Wow

    (via bitterbetttie)

    (via olddcassettes)

  • "I haven’t held your hand in eight months and the human skin replenishes every twenty-seven days. You’ve never touched this skin and I don’t think you ever will."
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  • ohhenryd:

    thatpunnyguy:

    snazziest:

    They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

    They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

    They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

    (via riseagainstcaity)

  • silversora:

    Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

    (via wonderfhul)

  • Here’s what I don’t understand:

    yamcans:

    If someone punches a dog in the face, you call that animal cruelty, and you’re against that.

    If someone shoots a cow in the head, you call that “the circle of life”, and you’re all over that shit.

    (via gayflyingbison)